uHclan: News

Wednesday 24 December 2008

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Posted by Marv, 24 Dec : 15:42

Tommy's Christmas Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas, and where was the Clan?
Not a member was posting, not even random spam.
The headphones are hanging by the side of their chairs,
The microphones are all quiet and nobody swears.

The mouse is nestled all snug on its mat,
While Mumble is sat empty with no one in chat.
Xfire is empty, have they moved to Ventrillo?
Can it be that these insomniacs are asleep on there pillows?

The servers are silent not a 'nade makes a clatter,
The comms are all quiet no chit or chatter.
Away in the spawns on Donner and flash,
No AFKs are left standing while people take a slash.

So where are our members why do they not show?
It's not because we're laid back or so incredibly slow.
It's not even cus your boring that we won’t appear,
It's Christmas you MORONS and we're on the BEER.

Merry Christmas all and a Happy New Year.

[Submitted by British Tommy]

Thursday 07 August 2008

Unplanned Headshots Unbelievable Headlines

Posted by Catfish, 07 Aug : 10:47

Unplanned Headshots latest recruits are Ultimate Heroic, Unprecedented Headshot gamers.

Unbelievable Heartthrob Mafoo, Unyielding Heathen Marko and Untouchable Hooligan Tricky.D have all been accepted into the clan.

Unleash Hell guys and enjoy my Unforgettable Headline post!

Hehe. congratz and welcome boys.

[Submitted by British Tommy]

Monday 21 July 2008

DOD:S Psychostats

Posted by Marv, 21 Jul : 03:55

Psychostats for Day Of Defeat Source is now up and running!

Psychostats creates extremely comprehensive gaming statistics for players and clans and IMO is one of the most functional, detailed free gaming statistics generator out there.

The statistics are updated at 03:30 each day and as stats are generated non-realtime this should have next to no effect on server performance (except at that time).

For COD4, I intend to switch from Statsgen to Psychostats when a more stable version is released and If anyone would like to design a COD4 stats banner for it (Max width: 1024px, Max height: 120px), let me know.

Enjoy!

[Submitted by Marv]

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Spud
06 Jan : 16:18

Ill be ok for public after my driving lesson finishes at 7.

Oh, and Tommy, if you like, I can try and make you an AA sig? You can look at her when your posting then.